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No, that’s not an invitation it’s an acronym for ‘Keep it simple Stupid’, Photographers split into three main sections. There are those who try and keep the whole photographic process including equipment simple, everything is kept to the basics. Then we have the lovers of technology and complication. This group devours reviews and technical articles with an appetite of enormous proportion. If they can complicate anything trust me they will. The one thing to avoid at all cost is asking them a question; I guarantee that you will be more confused with the answer than when you asked the question. This group revel in optical test charts and densitometry. And at the end of the day they and any listeners who are still awake end up totally imprisoned within their circles of confusion. The third group are the lucky ones. The have been through the whole gambit. These are the photographers who have been around the block a couple of times. They started off as most with the simple desire to capture a picture. They realised that if they knew a bit more perhaps their photography would improve. After a while they realised that finding and sticking to tried and trusted methods and equipment was far more rewarding then the endless chase after improvement with the credit card. These are the photographers who acquire sufficient knowledge and then give up; the accumulating of knowledge for its own sake is not for them. These are the guys and gals who know their equipment and materials so well that they can go into auto pilot instead of faffing around.

The second group are the must have, must knows. They can be identified scouring the bookshelves at W.H. Smiths. They can quote chapter and verse on anything and everything connected with photography. In fact their main occupation is hanging around camera shops listening to the salesmen just waiting to jump in and correct him if he is the slightest bit out on the most obscure specification of the latest all singing all dancing gizmo from Japan. They devour reviews as second nature and now of course with the introduction of the Internet their veracious appetite is well catered for. This group with only few exceptions also produce the fewest photographs, they are just so busy keeping up with the latest.

Of course now with the introduction of digital we have yet another group, the computer experts. These as far as I am concerned speak Klingon….very rapidly. Digital has opened up a whole new world; the English language has expanded enormously just to keep up. We have Geeks and Nerds and Pointy heads; we have Megabytes and Gigabytes and Terabytes; we have Moiré and pixels and Ram and RAW; we have jpeg and Tiff and PSD and P.S.7 which of course is now PSCS or at least it was yesterday. The whole thing spins faster and faster, with a bit of luck soon it will disappear into its own USB port.

Canon in particular brings out a new updated camera every other Friday. The new one of course is a great improvement, or at least the advertising men tell us. Last weeks camera stops being any good, in fact I reckon soon Canon and Nikon to some extent will install a small explosive device in every camera. Then every other Friday morning a little guy in the sales department will press a button and every ‘last weeks’ camera will self destruct on the spot.

But so many photographers love all these complications. Gone are the days where you guessed or used a meter for assessing exposures. That reminds me, meters. Even they have been subjected to the ‘lets complicate ‘everything. A few years ago I suffered a mad spell and bought a Minolta spot meter, the instruction book was 240 pages long. If anyone would like an unread mint instruction book I have one going spare. Tell me, talking about instruction books, does anyone actually read them? I bought recently a Leica Digilux 2; I thought wow, at last a simple digital camera, the instruction book 100 pages. And whilst I am on the topic, why doesn’t the index ever have what you want?

Anyway just a rant on a wet Friday afternoon, waiting for the next Canon to be announced.
 

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